Dunstancib is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, charitable bird.

Dunstancib created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunstancib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunstancib, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dunstancib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dunstancib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Dunstancib.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.