Bellkikdun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, prudent rat.

Bellkikdun created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bellkikdun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bellkikdun, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bellkikdun's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bellkikdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not stand on grass.