Arfdubdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous donkey.

Arfdubdog created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfdubdog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arfdubdog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Arfdubdog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Arfdubdog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three capybaras approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not take Arfdubdog's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.