Bafgidkipflis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humane squirrel.

Bafgidkipflis created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgidkipflis, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bafgidkipflis, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bafgidkipflis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bafgidkipflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always obey Bafgidkipflis' priests.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bafgidkipflis on top of all buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.