Zodkikhak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain meerkat.

Zodkikhak created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkikhak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zodkikhak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zodkikhak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zodkikhak's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sheep approach from the east.

2. Run away if eight bats approach from the south.

3. Always obey Zodkikhak's priests.

4. You must love Zodkikhak.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.