Gebneldot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, thoughtless bird.

Gebneldot created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebneldot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gebneldot, he will strike you with lightening.

Gebneldot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gebneldot's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gebneldot.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about gravity.