Zanlegyik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zanlegyik created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Zanlegyik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanlegyik, she will make you grow a tail.

Zanlegyik's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zanlegyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away if five rats approach from the north.

3. Zanlegyik must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.