Cidfarnbed is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent frog.

Cidfarnbed created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfarnbed, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cidfarnbed, he will cry a lot.

Cidfarnbed's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cidfarnbed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never skip in the presence of gulls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the west.