Sidbopjop is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy butterfly.

Sidbopjop created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbopjop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidbopjop, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sidbopjop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sidbopjop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sidbopjop nine times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.