Arndubsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast skunk.

Arndubsaf created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arndubsaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Arndubsaf, he will curse you with boils.

Arndubsaf's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Arndubsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Arndubsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never talk about rats.