Jigbigpib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jigbigpib created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbigpib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jigbigpib, it will make you grow a tail.

Jigbigpib's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Jigbigpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Jigbigpib first in all things.

4. Never paint your arms fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.