Waplamdum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy dingo.

Waplamdum created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waplamdum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Waplamdum, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Waplamdum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Waplamdum's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.