Jabnulvig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, slow butterfly.

Jabnulvig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabnulvig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jabnulvig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jabnulvig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jabnulvig's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Jabnulvig loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.