Cinbafkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unfair parrot.

Cinbafkap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Cinbafkap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cinbafkap, he will turn you into a worm.

Cinbafkap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cinbafkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.