Cinbafkap is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, unfair
parrot.
Cinbafkap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.
If you believe in
Cinbafkap, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cinbafkap, he will turn you into a worm.
Cinbafkap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Cinbafkap's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always help sharks in need.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.