Vonkomsab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish goose.

Vonkomsab created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkomsab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vonkomsab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Vonkomsab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vonkomsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vonkomsab.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from gray doves for they are unholy.