Listbepbusligpakgarquill Rilbaghom Panggemtettibafflap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive butterfly.

Listbepbusligpakgarquill Rilbaghom Panggemtettibafflap created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbepbusligpakgarquill Rilbaghom Panggemtettibafflap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listbepbusligpakgarquill Rilbaghom Panggemtettibafflap, he will remove you from existence.

Listbepbusligpakgarquill Rilbaghom Panggemtettibafflap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Listbepbusligpakgarquill Rilbaghom Panggemtettibafflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.