Sigrowgup is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair chinchilla.

Sigrowgup created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigrowgup, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigrowgup, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sigrowgup's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sigrowgup's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.