Gemkimfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage finch.

Gemkimfoss created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemkimfoss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gemkimfoss, she will turn you into a dog.

Gemkimfoss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gemkimfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not make images of living things.