Gatlagsas is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, boastful dragonfly.

Gatlagsas created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatlagsas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gatlagsas, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gatlagsas' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gatlagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to frogs while wearing violet boots.

2. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear jumpers.