Libmildut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome meerkat.

Libmildut created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libmildut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libmildut, she will turn you into a snail.

Libmildut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Libmildut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Libmildut on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Hide if nine foxes approach from the east.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.