Saningwip is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, contented
fish.
Saningwip created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Saningwip, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Saningwip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Saningwip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Saningwip's Holy Commandments1. Never wear gray scarves.
2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Never run in holy places.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Always help sick ants.