Saningwip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, contented fish.

Saningwip created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Saningwip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Saningwip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Saningwip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Saningwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray scarves.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always help sick ants.