Hasfutmad Bunyoklag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody wombat.

Hasfutmad Bunyoklag created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfutmad Bunyoklag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hasfutmad Bunyoklag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hasfutmad Bunyoklag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hasfutmad Bunyoklag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hasfutmad Bunyoklag first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about amino acids.