Vigqueegvil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable gnu.

Vigqueegvil created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigqueegvil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vigqueegvil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vigqueegvil's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vigqueegvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.