Zakjatdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent alligator.

Zakjatdoss created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakjatdoss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zakjatdoss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Zakjatdoss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zakjatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Zakjatdoss loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Zakjatdoss loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Never sit near gulls.