Buscargud is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient owl.

Buscargud created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buscargud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Buscargud, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Buscargud's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Buscargud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Buscargud.

4. You must love Buscargud.

5. Always help sheep.