Tongidlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid chinchilla.

Tongidlarp created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Tongidlarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tongidlarp, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tongidlarp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tongidlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.