Dossdavsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud grasshopper.

Dossdavsaw created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdavsaw, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dossdavsaw, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dossdavsaw's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dossdavsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not eat lentils.