Venrillpad Dumsugxem Tignuttlimdibgepnillgad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless bee.

Venrillpad Dumsugxem Tignuttlimdibgepnillgad created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Venrillpad Dumsugxem Tignuttlimdibgepnillgad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Venrillpad Dumsugxem Tignuttlimdibgepnillgad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Venrillpad Dumsugxem Tignuttlimdibgepnillgad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Venrillpad Dumsugxem Tignuttlimdibgepnillgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Venrillpad Dumsugxem Tignuttlimdibgepnillgad's priests.