Midcubvadnur is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, wise mongoose.

Midcubvadnur created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Midcubvadnur, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midcubvadnur, she will make you grow a tail.

Midcubvadnur's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Midcubvadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured otters.