Armgudkap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful parrot.

Armgudkap created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armgudkap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Armgudkap, he will destroy your home solar system.

Armgudkap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Armgudkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help doves.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not speak about limes.