Bitab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humane frog.

Bitab created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bitab, he will think nothing of it.

Bitab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bitab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never bounce near turtles.

5. Pray towards the north.