Volgonflag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful mink.

Volgonflag created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volgonflag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Volgonflag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Volgonflag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Volgonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Volgonflag's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volgonflag.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Hide if six frogs approach from the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.