Wipgupbin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective hyena.

Wipgupbin created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgupbin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wipgupbin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wipgupbin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wipgupbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Wipgupbin loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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