Dabtitmob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful chicken.

Dabtitmob created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabtitmob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabtitmob, she will not care.

Dabtitmob's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dabtitmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Dabtitmob's name in vain.

5. Never write about cell theory.