Ortgupfem is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient warg.

Ortgupfem created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Ortgupfem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ortgupfem, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ortgupfem's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ortgupfem's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pray towards the south.