Titfotyar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak hare.

Titfotyar created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Titfotyar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Titfotyar, it will turn you into a mouse.

Titfotyar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Titfotyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed tomatoes to geese while wearing yellow rings.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never think about gravity.
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