Vilfosspad is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented
porpoise.
Vilfosspad created the world five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilfosspad, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vilfosspad, it will send you a sign.
Vilfosspad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Vilfosspad's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear blue clothing.
2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.
3. Never mention ducks.
4. Run away if four foxes approach from the west.
5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.