Bughitken is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent mole.

Bughitken created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bughitken, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bughitken, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bughitken's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bughitken's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat limes.