Motcimdid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident hydra.

Motcimdid created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Motcimdid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motcimdid, she will send you a sign.

Motcimdid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Motcimdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Never paint your arms yellow.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never jump near mice.