Fensogdit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, caring
dryad.
Fensogdit created time and space five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fensogdit, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fensogdit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Fensogdit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Fensogdit's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Fensogdit.
2. Never skip in the presence of birds.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Do not laugh in public.
5. Never eat green fruit.