Fensogdit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, caring dryad.

Fensogdit created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensogdit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fensogdit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fensogdit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fensogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fensogdit.

2. Never skip in the presence of birds.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.