Yakquillnull is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yakquillnull created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Yakquillnull, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yakquillnull, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yakquillnull's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yakquillnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yakquillnull's name in vain.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Yakquillnull on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yakquillnull.