Zakfetdib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest weasel.

Zakfetdib created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zakfetdib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zakfetdib, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zakfetdib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zakfetdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect four zinc sculptures of Zakfetdib on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about black holes.