Yarrutlop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient chicken.

Yarrutlop created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarrutlop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarrutlop, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yarrutlop's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yarrutlop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Yarrutlop loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not eat aubergines.