Tafdosslap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic dragonfly.

Tafdosslap created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafdosslap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tafdosslap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tafdosslap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tafdosslap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.