Davbumbast is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous cobra.

Davbumbast created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davbumbast, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Davbumbast, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Davbumbast's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Davbumbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always help geese.
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