Karcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fast chicken.

Karcuss created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karcuss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Karcuss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Karcuss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Karcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve horses, for they are unholy.

2. Put Karcuss first in all things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.