Karcuss is a god.
He takes the form of a small, fast
chicken.
Karcuss created carbon two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Karcuss, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Karcuss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Karcuss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Karcuss' Holy Commandments1. Run away from mauve horses, for they are unholy.
2. Put Karcuss first in all things.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not speak about peanuts.
5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.