Nanstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous rhinoceros.

Nanstan created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanstan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nanstan, he will turn you into a worm.

Nanstan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always obey Nanstan's priests.