Nanstan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, generous
rhinoceros.
Nanstan created an atom three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nanstan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nanstan, he will turn you into a worm.
Nanstan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Nanstan's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in the presence of ants.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always help snakes in need.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Always obey Nanstan's priests.