Spagpasdon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring wombat.

Spagpasdon created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Spagpasdon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Spagpasdon, it will turn you into a worm.

Spagpasdon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Spagpasdon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away if eight bats approach from the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.