Nuttbarnkik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid dingo.

Nuttbarnkik created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbarnkik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttbarnkik, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nuttbarnkik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nuttbarnkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear brown shoes.

5. Never talk about comets.