Nuttbarnkik is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, stupid
dingo.
Nuttbarnkik created gold two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttbarnkik, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nuttbarnkik, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Nuttbarnkik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Nuttbarnkik's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat strawberries.
2. Do not speak about coconuts.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never wear brown shoes.
5. Never talk about comets.