Nartnartfom is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, fast
horse.
Nartnartfom created a strange quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nartnartfom, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Nartnartfom, it will ignore you.
Nartnartfom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Nartnartfom's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat cherries.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Never go into gray rooms.
4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.