Nartnartfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast horse.

Nartnartfom created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartnartfom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nartnartfom, it will ignore you.

Nartnartfom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nartnartfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.